The Trouble with Trying to Date a Murderer (Murder Sprees and Mute Decrees #1)

The Trouble with Trying to Date a Murderer (Murder Sprees and Mute Decrees #1)

Author: Jennifer Cody Listening Length: 5h 51m
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Romily: Third time’s the charm, right? At least that’s what I tell myself when I witness the same hot guy commit mass murder three times in a few days. I’m either the luckiest mute boy ever or possibly the unluckiest. Who knows, maybe him kidnapping me will turn into the greatest love story ever told? Hey, it could ...

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CHAPTER ONE

O nce upon a time, a mute boy fell in love with an unapologetic murderer.

Ok, it happened last Thursday at the diner where I’d worked for all of thirty minutes before a man wearing shit kickers, a black A-shirt, yoga pants, and like a hundred pounds of guns and ammo came into the diner and called out, “Steak and eggs, scrambled with sourdough, and a black coffee.”

The man didn’t even sit, he just announced his order.