The Trouble with Trying to Date a Murderer (Murder Sprees and Mute Decrees #1)

The Trouble with Trying to Date a Murderer (Murder Sprees and Mute Decrees #1)

Author: Jennifer Cody Listening Length: 5h 51m
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Romily: Third time’s the charm, right? At least that’s what I tell myself when I witness the same hot guy commit mass murder three times in a few days. I’m either the luckiest mute boy ever or possibly the unluckiest. Who knows, maybe him kidnapping me will turn into the greatest love story ever told? Hey, it could ...

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CHAPTER TWENTY-THREE

I think maybe that Bellamy might have understated things with Darcy when he called him “unreserved.” Darcy storms into Santanos’ taxi garage with a thundering clap of displaced air that damn near deafens me as he “pops” us all into the center of the garage.

Darcy’s booming voice echoes through the huge space as soon as we land. “HELLO MINIONS! GET ME BELAPHOR BETELGEUSE, AND I WON’T SIC THE FOX ON YA!”

For several ridiculously long seconds everything in the garage goes quiet.