thirty-three
GROUP CHAT
Cooper : * Waiting patiently for an update *
Nate : ???
Cooper : YOU KNOW WHAT KIND OF UPDATE, ASSHOLE.
Liam : You’d better spill it, bud
Liam : Or Coop is gonna lose his shit.
Cooper : I’M NOT GONNA LOSE MY SHIT.
Cooper : And whose side are you on?
Cooper : Like you don’t wanna know as well.
Liam : Fine. I do.
Cooper : AHA
Cooper : It’s two against one.
Cooper : You have no choice now, lover boy.
Nate : Are you done?
Cooper : No, I’ll be done when you tell me if my hard-earned skills have served their purpose.
Nate : Okay fine
Nate : They did
Liam : That’s good, man
Cooper : That’s it?
Cooper : That’s all you’re gonna give us?
Cooper : What did I do to deserve such friends?
Nate : I found her and we talked
Nate : I think we’re good
Nate : :)
Cooper : Still not as detailed as I would have liked but ok.
Liam : Are you going to see her again?
Cooper : Ohh good question
Nate : Yeah, in fact she texted me
Nate : She’s doing a sort of renovation at her place and I offered my help
Liam : That was very thoughtful, Nate
Cooper : Yeah, go show her how strong and skilled you are
Cooper : Wait
Cooper : Do you know how to help with stuff like that?
Cooper : Or are you going to embarrass yourself?
Nate : Well, I’m not Bob the Builder
Nate : but I think I can handle a paintbrush and a hammer
Cooper : Hmm interesting choice of tools
Cooper : Does their shape remind you of other things you’re used to handling?
Nate : And I’m out.
Cooper : No, wait!
Cooper : Is this another Netflix and Chill type of thing?
Cooper : Like Fix Up and Hang Out?
Nate has left the chat .
Cooper : Well, that was unnecessary.
Liam : I think it was inevitable.