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M y mother didn’t raise a quitter.

Well, my mother didn’t raise me at all .

She dropped me off at the abbey once my brother came into the world, after promising to Saint Fursey that if my father begat the male heir he so ardently wished for, she would dedicate her eldest daughter’s life to piety and labor.

Dear Mommy was very generous with her pledges, especially when they involved sacrificing other people.