Hot for a Vampire Slayer
Aethelthryth has been hunted for centuries by the vampire slayer Lazlo Enyedi, yet Ethel, as her modern-day Manhattan neighbors know her, finds him with no memory of who or what either of them is. The vampire he has tried to kill is the only person who can help, and he crashes on her couch, solving her sudoku puzzles a...
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T he following morning I realize that, to my utmost shock, Lazlo will need to be fed once more. And in five hours—perhaps even fewer, considering his size—we’ll be here all over again. Because his kind needs food multiple times a day.
Absurd.
About half an hour before sunrise, I disentangle myself from him and sneak out to the corner bodega.
I buy eggs, bacon, vegetables, pasta, fruit, and something called Pop-Tarts that must have been invented while I was blinking.
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