No Limos Allowed
Maisie Picketts life is going great – if you count a struggling bike business, an unwanted roommate, and a not-so-charming stranger who’s way too sketchy to trust. When Griff – just Griff – arrives on Michigan’s Mackinac Island, where cars are a no-go and horses have the right of way, Maisie knows three things: (1...
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Cranberries. Were they better than raisins? Sure, why not?
But nobody – and I mean nobody – should have to survive on a diet of pastries infested with those things. Cranberry muffins. Cranberry cookies. Fucking cranberry bagels.
I hadn't even ordered bagels. But there they'd been – three plain ones, slathered with cream cheese and topped with the closest thing to raisins.
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