No Limos Allowed
Maisie Picketts life is going great – if you count a struggling bike business, an unwanted roommate, and a not-so-charming stranger who’s way too sketchy to trust. When Griff – just Griff – arrives on Michigan’s Mackinac Island, where cars are a no-go and horses have the right of way, Maisie knows three things: (1...
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Well, this was a first. From the other side of the counter, Franny stared without saying a single word. Her mouth opened and closed several times before she said, "You're joking, right?"
My face was already in flames. Nearly thirty minutes had passed since she'd first mentioned the key party, and I'd spent most of those minutes handling a string of bike rentals one after the other.
Meanwhile, Franny had stuck around to finish our conversation, and I'd just had the humiliating task of explaining exactly why I hadn't invited her to a party that had never happened.
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