No Limos Allowed
Maisie Picketts life is going great – if you count a struggling bike business, an unwanted roommate, and a not-so-charming stranger who’s way too sketchy to trust. When Griff – just Griff – arrives on Michigan’s Mackinac Island, where cars are a no-go and horses have the right of way, Maisie knows three things: (1...
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Ryder stared like I'd just shaved my head to join a cult. "You called her a fuck buddy? Are you fucking serious?"
I stared back. "That's not what I said. I told her she wasn't a fuck buddy. That's the whole point."
He shook his head. "Wow, and I thought I sucked at this."
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