The PTA President

A warning to single moms everywhere who start questioning their sexuality and fall in love with a woman sixteen year their junior.

You’ll never know heartbreak quite like the kind brought on by a woman. Not only will it be the biggest mistake of your life, you may never recover.

She’ll rip your soul to pieces and smah any dignity you had left into the ground with her platform boots.

But this life-changing romance might also guide you back to life, make colors more vibrant and bring you indescribable pleasure, no man ever could.

So, really, who am I to give any advice when this is exactly how my story unfolded.