The County Fair Queen

The County Fair Queen

Author: Lance Lansdale Listening Length: 8h 36m

Everyone loves a comeback. Its been fifteen years since former boyband member and wine vineyard heir Phillip Firecracker retreated from the spotlight. Since then, hes been happy enough living out the rest of his days as a recluse, with only his murderous tabby, and unpaid intern -slash- best (only) friend for companion...

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EVERYONE LOVES A COMEBACK

"A twink, a tyrant, and a homicidal cat walk into a janitor's closet. That's not a joke. Do you know why it's not a joke?"

"For God's sake. Here we go," I said with a groan.