The County Fair Queen

The County Fair Queen

Author: Lance Lansdale Listening Length: 8h 36m
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Everyone loves a comeback. Its been fifteen years since former boyband member and wine vineyard heir Phillip Firecracker retreated from the spotlight. Since then, hes been happy enough living out the rest of his days as a recluse, with only his murderous tabby, and unpaid intern -slash- best (only) friend for companion...

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Chapter Four

METHODS TO MY MADNESS

When Jordy and I made it to the studio shortly after dawn, chaos was the only word to describe the scene laid out before us. Producers and stagehands were running around like chickens with their heads cut off. As we approached a set that was lit up like the Fourth of July, Brenda/Carole so it'll be hard enough convincing the viewers that the relationship is real. If you wait another week, it's going to feel forced."

Jordan found me shortly after Brenda/Carole headed back inside. "You want to tell me what that was about?"