The County Fair Queen

The County Fair Queen

Author: Lance Lansdale Listening Length: 8h 36m

Everyone loves a comeback. Its been fifteen years since former boyband member and wine vineyard heir Phillip Firecracker retreated from the spotlight. Since then, hes been happy enough living out the rest of his days as a recluse, with only his murderous tabby, and unpaid intern -slash- best (only) friend for companion...

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Chapter Six

MY LITTLE TURNIP, A MAYOR'S WIFE

Sneaking around Rivers' house at midnight was not my idea of a good time. Hell, I wasn't even sure why we needed to take such drastic measures to remain incognito, but Brenda- the drama queen -Carole had been insistent.

"What if the paparazzi get a shot of you and Rivers?" she'd asked earlier that afternoon. "Those pictures could go viral, and the whole damn storyline would be ruined."